Hello, my name is Josh. I’ve been writing for ad agencies and websites for about fifteen years now.

I’m looking for a full-time job as a senior writer or content director for a company in need of words and ideas that’ll blow people’s faces off their face.

“If your problem is that you need not a good writer but a great one, your problem is now solved.”

I’ve worked on campaigns, videos, brochures, ads and everything else for brands like Avaya, CDW, Cisco, Dell, Delta, Ford, GE, GM, Heineken, IBM, Kraft, Marriott, Microsoft, Philips, Quiznos, Sony and Wired. And Preparation H.

Recently, I wrote the scripts for some videos produced by Sandwich Video, including Groupon, Rdio and Boku.

On the internets, I created Fireland and Ten Sexy Ladies, and have written for sites like The Morning News, McSweeney’s and Coudal Partners.

Here’s my resume. I’ve also got a slew of writing samples so just let me know what you need.

I’m currently in Denver but willing to relocate if you have something crazy in mind.

OK, let’s wrap this up with some more braggy quotes:

“Brilliant.”
—The Washington Post

“Rapaciously funny.”
—The New York Times

“Acclaimed Denver writer and Internet hero.”
—The Denver Post

“So prolifically funny that he makes me feel a little ashamed.”
—Boing Boing

“Pretty genius.”
—The Denver Egotist

“One of the best writers on the internet ever.”
—Idolator